Samstag, 31. Dezember 2011

Happy Last Year!!

At the end of a whole year we are now at another end.the worlds end.

and here my to do list for 2012
-reading the books they i was trying to avoid
-visiting 100 places before i die
-make a long break from life self
-pre-ordering ASOIAF calendar of 2013
-waiting for TWOW

and more,enjoy your last year!!

Sonntag, 31. Juli 2011

Roy Dothraki

great news for the Dothraki fans out there.the audio books of Asoiaf are released on Dothraki.
narrator is Ray Dotrice.who else?is he an American?if yes,he speaks like a native American before 200 years.

after i have read the books on German and English,i thought i will give the English audio books a chance because it will help increase my English.

and there was the croaking first.i thought my sound-boxes were kaput.
most time i dont know what he was sounds like he is using a voice box.
the best part he is on is Varys and Lord Mormont´s crow.he oftens sounds like an eunuch.

if he is casted to read ADWD then the book is a must read!

and to my English,i am speaking like a Dothraki or like Dotrice.but you will never know the difference.

Mittwoch, 13. Juli 2011

dedicated to Dance

i am very disappointed with ADWD!!!
no,i have not read it yet,only the dedication list.and was shocked to not find the name sweetmartin.
and now i must wait and blog until TWOW.

OK,then.lets begin the bout,George!!
i already started to eat fatty food and watching football.

Dienstag, 8. März 2011

Quote of the Day

Harpo Marx

The words fail me!

what is to say?
the book is done.i am appalled.
it cant be 2011,it cant really be!!where the years gone?
i had much to say but now i am speechless

like other great and shit stuff has come and gone.the book is not done but ready to release.a joke?
you can say the book has written oneself,and george is still writing.

maybe my threat has caused effect(02.09 read for yourself)

like the elves,time has come to say bye and leave the place to the other newer generations that will follow.
i have invest couple of years to shift things,shit on things,sit and sing and speaking with spit.
until the time comes to rant about TWOW i think the words are useless.
the countdown is set.the mob is not steerable.they will not hear, and will overrun you to the stores.

thanks to everyone,with i rant and laughed and waited and over-lived the years.
special thanks to IWC,to FTBG and to GRRM who has not written until today.

Dienstag, 1. März 2011


                             my appearances so far for 2011

April 17.2011.colonic irrigation, St. Vincent's Hospital Santa Fe,NM,USA
June 16-19,2011 Fantasy Rape Convention in Midinnowheresky,Pornland
August 17-21, 2011 Rhinovation,Reno, Nevada, USA
August 26-28, 2011 Boobonicon DD

Sonntag, 20. Februar 2011

big news

@ Aelvys the Selfish won at Westeros Idol with the song "SURRENDER"
@ Ser Illyn Payne has quited his job as the executioner and joined the Silent Sisters
@ Tyfranck Stokeworth son of Lollys Stokeworth was raped repeatedly in Flea Bottom,and is now in the care of Master Qyburn.
@after 30 year relationship Ser Illyrio Mopatis and Big Mama Paerrys are just married.with their children Hodor,Samwell and the little Tyrion.congrats

Dienstag, 15. Februar 2011

Arc of Dragons by M&M Mammoth

i got an ARC of the fifth book of the Arc of Dragons series with the name ADwD (Any days without Dragons).
first i was surprised why the fuck i got an Arc.OK maybe i was one of Mr.Mammoth truest and loyal fan.
but i tossed it to the reading pile  at the toilet.and went last i have a life to live.

here the review now:No worry all Spoiler free!!!
the story set at north-northeast of wasteross.there is many other directions but the reader easily find his way back to the map on the first is written in latin(for now)but in can buy this book but you should first try to get it for free.

there are many Houses and fences,but only one Wall.and many buildings are under construction.and roads and seaways are well marked on the map.there are no-mans-lands too ,but with woman.

the characters are very well spattered on the world,and there are plenty of them.there we have giants,dwarfes,beardless men,faceless men,facelifted women,moustached females and she-males.nomadic people.POV and VIP characters.the Others and the others and Hodor.
and we have animals like wolves,direwolves,werewolves,non-wolves and morewolves.and an old armed krakens with many feet.crows that can imitate goats.a blackfish(i am not sure if fish is an animal)

after the fourth book CF(Crow´s Feet)the story has a 6 years gap but the characters are not grown in any way.the dragons are learning dothraki.khalesi Paerrys  has married Parristan Selmy and allied her with the Silent Sisters.the Others fighting against global warming.

M§§M Mammoth is a young writer who has some of his best skill is he is trimming his beard so far on own.i think with the growing of his beard ,he will grow out of his girth too.

the arc of dragons is about to seven books so is well written but not readable.after six years to get to be released,i think it is released very had to be re-written and re-edited maybe some more only need to read the end of every chapter so you can save important minutes to do other unimportant things.

i hope the rest of the books will never see the daylight.

Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2011


why i am blogging?someone could ask,just maybe.i have started because of this reasons.

first i hope some publishers can send me free ARCs of new books
second i hope HBO can cast me for GoT  it´s no matter which character(male,female,eunuch).my choice is Osney Kettleblack.
third if george is not going to announce ADWD til end of march 2011 i will stop posting(this will give him the rest,i am sure).
i want to make a deal or a wager with George about his deadline.if he dies before he has finished ASoiaF,he wins.but otherwise i win.or he loss.

there are other reasons but i forget them.So George say yes or die!!

Freitag, 4. Februar 2011

foggomotta festerosas akka Gorgos

this site is English based,more or less(more less).but there are other languages you cant avoid or ignore for yourself.i got this from my cousin Damian Deadinhead,he is dothraki.Maybe you know him already,he is everywhere.because he comments on every shit,that not understandable most.

zhey Gorgos,ho do dragonis,yer fungus?
oma hadaen.yer uber-catapilla,bocho  ADWD  loong oma Bantam.
yer holeassis!kolossos mottafoggo!2005-?khalakka o´ hyena phiffpuff?
Tyrion fogga puta Daenerys anally rambarmaba 10 yeros
penetratoe feetNtoe in yer butto wholas FTBG,IWC ut akka Sweetmartin oma(without) oil.

OK,translated,it sounds like this:

dear George,how are  you?
i am worried about the caterpillar speed regarding ADWD at Bantam
your holiness!could i ask how is the going since 2005 till now.any highlight so far.
i forgot Tyrion and all about Daenerys in the meantime
fight all penalties and defending you with FTBG,IWC also with Sweetmartin in your absence

if you need a dictionary here the link:

Dienstag, 1. Februar 2011


"it cant be february now,it cant really be.why it is not march or october?"

something like that will be George´s next blogging about ADwD.for those who can handle there patience i have you know patience is a virtue.but for those who has lost their patience here some may help.

surely there are endless other quite fitting things.keep waiting and dont re-read ASoIaF!!

Mittwoch, 26. Januar 2011

what shall i read next?

give recommendation,if you have non too.
i have some titles here pls help.

o Best Served Horses by Joe Otherzombie

o Wild Cards by HUGE rr VERMIN

o The Arc of Dragons by M§M Mammmoth

o Hairy Potter and the Shaved Queen by J.R.R.Rowling

o Fear the Wiseass Men by  Podrick Payne

Topless Goddess by Stephenie Erikson

maybe i will review some of this list,but maybe.

Montag, 24. Januar 2011

say hi!

great news!!!!
my assistant Ty Ferengi is now allowing anonymous comments.say it to everyone!!

Samstag, 22. Januar 2011

mtv song contest

oh,there is a bear, a bear!!full with beard but no hair

oh,there is a  monkey,a monkey!!with Ebola and e-coli
oh,there is a donkey,a donkey!!saddlebags full with money

oh,there is a bear, a bear!!he was here and there,attends conventions and drinking beer
a bear!!a bear!!he sits on double chair,oh,but it seems like he sits in the air

oh,there is a bear, a bear!!full with beard but no hair

Montag, 17. Januar 2011

Fuck Any Groell(*upd.1.18**edit 1.19***ps)

the us editor of grrm has stated this,somewhere in 2010.
"We're hoping to have a finished manuscript by Christmas. He's told me he has five chapters left and bits of each chapter are done. He really wants it done by the end of the year. We really—I mean really—want to announce the pub date in January."

i think her name is Annie Groell or Anna Groell or was it Anne Groell
whatever her name is called Fuck any Groell until ADwD is released.

meanwhile keep swearing!

*on the other hand what possibly could she do if you have grrm as writer
**on another hand ,why should George increase writing speed when he has such an editor.
(if George had more hands as two he could easily eat more pizzas at the same time)
***just want to mention that is still January!!

Mittwoch, 12. Januar 2011

not AGAIN please!!

i dont know how often George was out of his home last year.he is on cons,he is on vacation,he is on book signing and i dont know what else.
seems like a homeless one to me.

i am sure if you read this then you sure was on his blog and read his latest posts.

first he was sick AGAIN,now he is home AGAIN.and i am sure he will be homesick AGAIN.

you see i read and learn english in past,present and future.
thank GRRM!!

Dienstag, 11. Januar 2011

news all around the world

@House Random is arises from nothing and announced the (copy)rights to westeros. 
@Ser Gregorr Martyn is in Old Town and will sign his sigil to some decayed cowhide puplicly.
@the moot in westeros is over.they are counting the dead.we will announce  immediately who has won  the iron throne.
@weather: everywhere clouds.and no sign of winter.
@sport: at the seasonal horse race at Riverrun The Mount that Rides placed the last place.the race was won by khal Drogo

ps: from time to time i will update this blog with news here.more seriously facts.but if you are interrested in trash and book covers go look elsewere like Suvudu or Amazon,or other Review bloggers.

Freitag, 7. Januar 2011

milking the bull

while on my absence here i was some sort of Mr.Martin(more because of him).

first i thought he has ebola.logical conclusion of his monkey KONG relationship.
then i never heard anything of  e-coli or Urosepsis(just watched some parts of uromania titles german production).
if the antibiotics not helps he can try with the milk of the poppy.

he should be very relieved that he had only Urosepsis and not an anal he can attend to his book signing  without any critical incidents.

what means that for ADWD release?just there are more sick fans now.

get well George,you make us sick.

Mittwoch, 5. Januar 2011

writing like (sweet)Martin

there are many GRRM dedicated sites out there.but not one like this.this site is dedicated to the fans.not realy for the straight fans you know.more to the illuminated fans.
and for Stephen Boucher
wizard of Windows, dragon of DOS
without whom this post would have
been written in crayon

this was just to say hi(i hope it was english).for now i am on my next post topic,must leave and try to finish it letter for letter,word for word to get it in the upcomming days.but dont nail me on it.

and dont ask about the release may easily force me to close this blog.
i am not your bitch!