Montag, 25. Februar 2013

interview with GRRM in Highgarden part1

in the last days i had a long  unofficial interview with GRRM  but officially with me

sm:hi ser,thank you for the interview,please introduce yourself for "our" readers

grrm:i am the american Tolkien.i am the author of many books.wild cards,fevre dream,dreams of spring.tuf voyage.and many more

sm:you are GRR Tolkien then.ok you have written and edited the Ice and Fire books this true?

grrm:yes i am still both worlds

sm:you mean westeros and earth

ggrm:no essos and wild cards

sm:you have no children other then the children of the forest,why?

gmmr:yes,alas. because PaRRis takes the moon tea

sm:but you like children?like a pedophile?

grrm:yes and no

sm:you mean no and yes.ok lets talk about your are a fulltime worker

gmrr:fulltime writer.but it is the same

sm aaah!you are writing!,thats interresting.have you any time shedule to follow? fulltime

grrm:no i am a gardener and not an architect.every author has different styles

sm:what now?writer or worker?i am confused but it makes are a gardener that can write

grgr:yes and i can only write at home

sm:not in the garden?curious.why is this so?

rrgm:i get very fast homesick

sm:you have an assistant,Tyler Frank.why?

mrrg:Ty Franck,yes.he is helping me selling books online and offline

sm:and nothing else?a hidden relationship maybe like Loras and Renly.out with it,come on,confess!

gmmm:(smiling  ambiguously)no,he helps mowing the lane and trimming bushes.

sm:a gardener assistant,then.we can say he is shaving and saving your bushes.

this was the first part of my interview with Mr.Martin next time we will discuss intensively the books of ASOIAF

Samstag, 31. Dezember 2011

Happy Last Year!!

At the end of a whole year we are now at another end.the worlds end.

and here my to do list for 2012
-reading the books they i was trying to avoid
-visiting 100 places before i die
-make a long break from life self
-pre-ordering ASOIAF calendar of 2013
-waiting for TWOW

and more,enjoy your last year!!

Sonntag, 31. Juli 2011

Roy Dothraki

great news for the Dothraki fans out there.the audio books of Asoiaf are released on Dothraki.
narrator is Ray Dotrice.who else?is he an American?if yes,he speaks like a native American before 200 years.

after i have read the books on German and English,i thought i will give the English audio books a chance because it will help increase my English.

and there was the croaking first.i thought my sound-boxes were kaput.
most time i dont know what he was sounds like he is using a voice box.
the best part he is on is Varys and Lord Mormont´s crow.he oftens sounds like an eunuch.

if he is casted to read ADWD then the book is a must read!

and to my English,i am speaking like a Dothraki or like Dotrice.but you will never know the difference.

Mittwoch, 13. Juli 2011

dedicated to Dance

i am very disappointed with ADWD!!!
no,i have not read it yet,only the dedication list.and was shocked to not find the name sweetmartin.
and now i must wait and blog until TWOW.

OK,then.lets begin the bout,George!!
i already started to eat fatty food and watching football.

Dienstag, 8. März 2011

Quote of the Day

Harpo Marx

The words fail me!

what is to say?
the book is done.i am appalled.
it cant be 2011,it cant really be!!where the years gone?
i had much to say but now i am speechless

like other great and shit stuff has come and gone.the book is not done but ready to release.a joke?
you can say the book has written oneself,and george is still writing.

maybe my threat has caused effect(02.09 read for yourself)

like the elves,time has come to say bye and leave the place to the other newer generations that will follow.
i have invest couple of years to shift things,shit on things,sit and sing and speaking with spit.
until the time comes to rant about TWOW i think the words are useless.
the countdown is set.the mob is not steerable.they will not hear, and will overrun you to the stores.

thanks to everyone,with i rant and laughed and waited and over-lived the years.
special thanks to IWC,to FTBG and to GRRM who has not written until today.

Dienstag, 1. März 2011


                             my appearances so far for 2011

April 17.2011.colonic irrigation, St. Vincent's Hospital Santa Fe,NM,USA
June 16-19,2011 Fantasy Rape Convention in Midinnowheresky,Pornland
August 17-21, 2011 Rhinovation,Reno, Nevada, USA
August 26-28, 2011 Boobonicon DD

Sonntag, 20. Februar 2011

big news

@ Aelvys the Selfish won at Westeros Idol with the song "SURRENDER"
@ Ser Illyn Payne has quited his job as the executioner and joined the Silent Sisters
@ Tyfranck Stokeworth son of Lollys Stokeworth was raped repeatedly in Flea Bottom,and is now in the care of Master Qyburn.
@after 30 year relationship Ser Illyrio Mopatis and Big Mama Paerrys are just married.with their children Hodor,Samwell and the little Tyrion.congrats

Dienstag, 15. Februar 2011

Arc of Dragons by M&M Mammoth

i got an ARC of the fifth book of the Arc of Dragons series with the name ADwD (Any days without Dragons).
first i was surprised why the fuck i got an Arc.OK maybe i was one of Mr.Mammoth truest and loyal fan.
but i tossed it to the reading pile  at the toilet.and went last i have a life to live.

here the review now:No worry all Spoiler free!!!
the story set at north-northeast of wasteross.there is many other directions but the reader easily find his way back to the map on the first is written in latin(for now)but in can buy this book but you should first try to get it for free.

there are many Houses and fences,but only one Wall.and many buildings are under construction.and roads and seaways are well marked on the map.there are no-mans-lands too ,but with woman.

the characters are very well spattered on the world,and there are plenty of them.there we have giants,dwarfes,beardless men,faceless men,facelifted women,moustached females and she-males.nomadic people.POV and VIP characters.the Others and the others and Hodor.
and we have animals like wolves,direwolves,werewolves,non-wolves and morewolves.and an old armed krakens with many feet.crows that can imitate goats.a blackfish(i am not sure if fish is an animal)

after the fourth book CF(Crow´s Feet)the story has a 6 years gap but the characters are not grown in any way.the dragons are learning dothraki.khalesi Paerrys  has married Parristan Selmy and allied her with the Silent Sisters.the Others fighting against global warming.

M§§M Mammoth is a young writer who has some of his best skill is he is trimming his beard so far on own.i think with the growing of his beard ,he will grow out of his girth too.

the arc of dragons is about to seven books so is well written but not readable.after six years to get to be released,i think it is released very had to be re-written and re-edited maybe some more only need to read the end of every chapter so you can save important minutes to do other unimportant things.

i hope the rest of the books will never see the daylight.

Mittwoch, 9. Februar 2011


why i am blogging?someone could ask,just maybe.i have started because of this reasons.

first i hope some publishers can send me free ARCs of new books
second i hope HBO can cast me for GoT  it´s no matter which character(male,female,eunuch).my choice is Osney Kettleblack.
third if george is not going to announce ADWD til end of march 2011 i will stop posting(this will give him the rest,i am sure).
i want to make a deal or a wager with George about his deadline.if he dies before he has finished ASoiaF,he wins.but otherwise i win.or he loss.

there are other reasons but i forget them.So George say yes or die!!

Freitag, 4. Februar 2011

foggomotta festerosas akka Gorgos

this site is English based,more or less(more less).but there are other languages you cant avoid or ignore for yourself.i got this from my cousin Damian Deadinhead,he is dothraki.Maybe you know him already,he is everywhere.because he comments on every shit,that not understandable most.

zhey Gorgos,ho do dragonis,yer fungus?
oma hadaen.yer uber-catapilla,bocho  ADWD  loong oma Bantam.
yer holeassis!kolossos mottafoggo!2005-?khalakka o´ hyena phiffpuff?
Tyrion fogga puta Daenerys anally rambarmaba 10 yeros
penetratoe feetNtoe in yer butto wholas FTBG,IWC ut akka Sweetmartin oma(without) oil.

OK,translated,it sounds like this:

dear George,how are  you?
i am worried about the caterpillar speed regarding ADWD at Bantam
your holiness!could i ask how is the going since 2005 till now.any highlight so far.
i forgot Tyrion and all about Daenerys in the meantime
fight all penalties and defending you with FTBG,IWC also with Sweetmartin in your absence

if you need a dictionary here the link: